Her: How many countries are there in the world?
Me: How would I know?Her: You're a nerd!
Chief Justice Earl Warren once said, I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.
It's funny, all my female friends love sports but I'm not into team sports like football, baseball, basketball, etc. Y'know the guys that were never picked to be on the sports team? Yeah, I was the guy they beat up.
But every two years I'm quietly amazed at what people across the world try to do - and manage to do.
Landed a $1.3 million deal this morning. Get a tiny percentage of that, but, if it works, I don't gotta worry about my company bills for 45 days.
Assistant: Nice work.
Me: Did you just give me a compliment?Her: (shrugging) Eh, don't worry, things will be back to normal soon enough.
Me: True. I think I'm going to get a whole wheat donut.Her: (rolls eyes) And there you go...
She told me to buy a lottery ticket, which I did. Didn't win. S'ok. Met up with Elle for her birthday and then settled in for a quiet night being amazed. These people are incredible.
I'm so amazed.
Music: Oh don't you put me on the back burner