January 14th, 2008


Recent Conversations

(c) Victor Kung

I changed my default userpic on LJ. I figured I should change things up so you don't get bored (courtesy of my brother!).

Her: What do you do again?
Me: Ruthless businessman.
Her: Me too! Except...I'm a girl.


Her: So I'm intrigued about this blog of yours. Do the women know you write about them?
Me: Only the ones that stay.


Me: I got a camera. What'd you get for Christmas?
Her: My parents got me a Glock 23. It's beautiful!
Me: (pause) You don't...you don't have it on you, do you?
Her: I wish!
Me: I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little turned on right now.


Me: I got a camera. What'd you get for Christmas?
Her: Eh, the usual. Oh! Alicia got me a bag of coke. That was awesome.
Me: I really have to record my conversations with you.
Her: Well, it wasn't all for me, we shared it.


Employee: Why do you need her contact information?
Me: I might need it.
Employee: You don't need it.
Me: I might need it.
Employee: I'm telling you, you don't need it.
Female supplier: (sitting uncomfortably then laughing): Here, I'll write it down.
Me: (grinning) Thanks - you never know, I might need it.
Employee: (rolling eyes) Sheyah. I'm taking a break now.


Watching Planet Earth with Cain:

Narrator: ...few signs of life and a desolate environment, there's little activity for months at a time.
Cain: Much like Logan's bedroom.
Me: I hate you.

Music: had to make it happen They never thought that I would make it
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