This is, IMHO, one of the funniest things we've done together. If you've watched none of the others, watch this one.
I spoke to a friend recently about my now pretty much dead dating life.
: Really? Nuthin?
Me: I got zero time. (thinking) Although, do you remember Brunette Stockbroker from that office party? Well, she did slip her number into my shirt pocket before the end of the night. I might...Him
) You know that she's X's girlfriend, right?
Me: (sigh) Well, now I do...so yes, nuthin...