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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

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12:05a
Oh mercy, mercy me


Cain (a captain in the army): My favorite is: Do you want a little captain in you? (wiggles eyebrows)
Her: (thinking then laughing) Ewwwww.
Me: OK, back to me. Basically I think the only people I can date right now are lawyers and tourists.
Her: Ah, you want someone who has no time for you or is gone.
Me: (nodding) I can't think of anything else right now. That's why I'm the third wheel here tonight.

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I wish I had something cool to tell you but I spent the day in an office. So...no. I've got nothing to report.

OK, I did drink my night away with Cain and a new friend, who's a litigator and my favorite waitress in the world (yes Nadi, the actress frau). I was too hammered to tell them this joke but I've sobered up somewhat so here goes:

There're these two Christians that're thrown to the these starving lions. One guy says to the other, "Fear not, the good Lord will be merciful to us."

To which the other dude goes, "How do you know the good Lord won't be merciful to the lions?

That's pretty much how I feel right now.

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