June 7th, 2007


Can I borrow a quarter?

I've been busier than I've been in ages. I can't explain it.

If I knew I'd be working so much, I would have just gotten a job.

GEEK ALERT: On a different matter entirely, and related to my last post, I was thinking of getting a PDA phone and was looking up software options when I came across the Pickup Line Generator 1:

Just imagine:
Me: Hi...um, hold on a sec (fumbles with phone).
Her: Um...
Me: Hold on, hold on...um...no that's no good...not a redhead...haha, funny but...no. Oh wait. This is good. "Can I borrow a...?"
Her: (interrupting) Um...I'm gay. And a pescatarian.
Me: Of course you are.

Somewhere, someone is paying $37 to embarrass him/herself completely.


I do it all the time without paying a cent.

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