Her: How've you been?
Me: Insanely busy, Nadi. I hate it. How's unemployment?
Her: Good. Weird.
Me: Well, now you can enjoy having a personal life again.
Her: Yeah. Lorelei said that she would introduce me to a nice girl Saturday.
Me: Wait, girl?
Her: Boy, girl, either one is fine with me. Just somone nice, kinda cool, good looking enough so I'm not repulsed. You know?
Me: (pause) I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little turned on right now.
Me: What? I'm still a dude, this is how we think.
Her: Fine, just don't put this in your stupid blog.