Her: I hit you?! Why?
Me: Well, someone, not me, grabbed your butt and you turned to me and you were all pissed. You asked, "Did you grab my butt?" And I said, "No."
Her: Did you grab my butt?
Her: Then what happened?
Me: Then I grabbed your butt. And you immediately slapped me.
Her: (pause) Was it any good?
Me: (pause) Yes. It was totally worth it.
We then both laughed our heads off. My friends are awesome. She thinks I'm in love with her, I think she's in love with me. We're both wrong - a good thing.
We'll be friends for a long time.